<?xml version="1.0" encoding="iso-8859-1"?><rss version="1.0"><channel><title>Diary of sadaf</title><link>http://qureshi.rediffiland.com/</link><description>Diary of sadaf</description><language>en-us</language><item><title></title><description><![CDATA[<P align=center><EM><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#cc0000 size=6><A href="http://www.123greetings.com/love/forever_love/love29.html"></A><A href="http://www.123greetings.com/love/i_love_you/couples/love_iloveyou_couples_ani4.html"><IMG style="WIDTH: 353px; HEIGHT: 212px" height=115 alt="The Best Place In The World... A romantic message for your beloved." src="http://img.123greetings.com/thumbs/love_iloveyou_couples/1036-029-19-1060.gif" width=115 border=0></A></FONT></EM></P><P align=center><EM><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#cc0000 size=6>Tell Me Whom You Love</FONT></EM></P><P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffcc33" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#000066 size=4>John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station. He looked for the girl whose heart he knew, but whose face he didn't, the girl with the rose. His interest in her had begun thirteen months before in a Florida library. Taking a book off the shelf he found himself intrigued, not with the words of the book, but with the notes penciled in the margin. The soft handwriting reflected a thoughtful soul and insightful mind.</FONT></P><P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffcc33" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#000066 size=4>In front of the book, he discovered the previous owner's name, Miss Hollis Maynell. With time and effort he located her address. She lived in New York City. He wrote her a letter introducing himself and inviting her to correspond. The next day he was shipped overseas for service in World War II</FONT></P><P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffcc33" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#000066 size=4>During the next year and one-month the two grew to know each other through the mail. Each letter was a seed falling on a fertile heart. A Romance was budding. Blanchard requested a photograph, but she refused. She felt that if he really cared, it wouldn't matter what she looked like.</FONT></P><P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffcc33" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#000066 size=4>When the day finally came for him to return from Europe, they scheduled their first meeting - 7:00 pm at Grand Central Station in New York.</FONT></P><P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffcc33" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#000066 size=4>"You'll recognize me, " she wrote, "by the red rose I'll be wearing on my lapel." So at 7:00 he was in the station looking for a girl whose heart he loved, but whose face he'd never seen.</FONT></P><P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffcc33" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#000066 size=4>I'll let Mr. Blanchard tell you what happened: A young women was coming toward me, her figure long and slim. Her blonde hair lay back in curls from her delicate ears; her eyes were blue as flowers. Her lips and chin had a gentle firmness, and in her pale green suit she was like springtime come alive. I started toward her, entirely forgetting to notice that she was not wearing a rose. As I moved, a small, provocative smile curved her lips. "Going my way, sailor?" she murmured. Almost uncontrollably I made one step closer to her, and then I saw Hollis Maynell. She was standing almost directly behind the girl. A women well past 40, she had graying hair tucked under a worn hat. She was more than plump, her thick-ankled feet thrust into low-heeled shoes. The girl in the green suit was walking quickly away. I felt as though I split in two, so keen was my desire to follow her, and yet so deep was my longing for the women whose spirit had truly companioned me and upheld my own.</FONT></P><P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffcc33" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#000066 size=4>And there she stood. Her pale, plump face was gentle and sensible, her gray eyes had a warm and kindly twinkle. I did not hesitate. My fingers gripped the small worn blue leather copy of the book that was something precious, something perhaps even better than love, a friendship for which I had been and must ever be grateful.</FONT></P><P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffcc33" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#000066 size=4>I squared my shoulders and saluted and held out the book to the women, even though while I spoke I felt choked by the bitterness of my disappointment. "I'm Lieutenant John Blanchard, and you must be Miss Maynell. I am so glad you could meet me; may I take you to dinner?"</FONT></P><P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffcc33" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#000066 size=4>The women's face broadened into a tolerant smile. "I don't know what this is about, son," she answered, "but the young lady in the green suit who just went by, she begged me to wear this rose on my coat. And she said if you were to ask me out to dinner, I should go and tell you that she is waiting for you in the big restaurant across the street. She said it was some kind of test!"</FONT></P><P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffcc33" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" color=#000066 size=4>It's not difficult to understand and admire Miss Maynell's wisdom. The true nature of a heart is seen in it's response to the unattractive. "Tell me whom you love," Houssaye wrote, "And I will tell you who you are."</FONT></P><P><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffcc33" face=Verdana color=#000066 size=4></FONT> </P><P align=center><A href="http://www.123greetings.com/love/i_love_you/couples/lcoup30.html"></A><A href="http://www.123greetings.com/love/forever_love/love9.html"><IMG style="WIDTH: 219px; HEIGHT: 215px" height=115 alt="A Bond That's Forever... 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But sometime we don't have anyone when we need... So don't let your best buddies go ever...  </FONT></P><P><BR> </P>]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 00:05:22 +0530</pubDate><link>http://qureshi.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/07/08/nbsp.html</link></item><item><title></title><description><![CDATA[<P><FONT color=#330099 size=4>fairy</FONT></P><P><IMG src="http://www.wtv-zone.com/califPamela/FairyImages1/1-f.gif"><IMG src="http://www.wtv-zone.com/califPamela/FairyImages1/glitter_fairy_globe.gif"></P><P> </P><P> </P><P><FONT color=#330099 size=4>Down in a garden where fairies dwell,<BR>Lived a fairy named Annabell.<BR>But Annabell wasn't like the rest'<BR>Keeping in mind,she always did her best.<BR>but try as she may,try as she might,Annabell never ever took flight.<BR>She would sit under a bluebell and flutter her wings.<BR>Always in wonder what each day would bring.<BR>Will I truely be able to fly?<BR>How will I know if don't try.<BR>As Annabell made her way to the top,<BR>Hoping she wouldn't come down with a flop.<BR>she fluttered her wings, and took a step out.<BR>Hoping no other fairies were about.<BR>As she fluttered her wings and took to the air,<BR>It wasn't long, and she wasn't there.<BR>All the other fairies laughed until they cried.<BR>Who ever heard of a fairy that couldn't fly.<BR>This made Annabell feel left out,<BR>As she watched other fairies fly and dash about,<BR>Why can't I fly? she would say to herself.<BR>None of them knew, how she really felt.<BR>And then one day ,just out of the blue,<BR>She fluttered her wings, and Annabell flew.<BR>Flying and dashing all about,<BR>Annabell finally worked it out.<BR>To never give up, and to always try.<BR>Now Annabell, truely can fly.</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#330099 size=4></FONT> </P><P><FONT color=#330099 size=4><IMG height=423 alt=fairy8.gif src="http://www.wtv-zone.com/califPamela/Fairy-03/fairy8.gif" width=536 border=0></FONT></P>]]></description><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 20:59:56 +0530</pubDate><link>http://qureshi.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/07/05/Untitled.html</link></item><item><title></title><description><![CDATA[<P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #003300; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><?xml:namespace prefix = v ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml" /><v:shapetype id=_x0000_t75 coordsize="21600,21600" o:spt="75" o:preferrelative="t" path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" filled="f" stroked="f"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #003300; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><v:shapetype id=_x0000_t75 coordsize="21600,21600" o:spt="75" o:preferrelative="t" path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" filled="f" stroked="f"><FONT size=6>what happens when Women keep waiting for perfect man????????????????????????</FONT></v:shapetype></SPAN></v:shapetype></SPAN></P><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #003300; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; 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COLOR: #003300; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><v:shapetype coordsize="21600,21600" o:spt="75" o:preferrelative="t" path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" filled="f" stroked="f"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: #003300; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><v:shapetype coordsize="21600,21600" o:spt="75" o:preferrelative="t" path="m@4@5l@4@11@9@11@9@5xe" filled="f" stroked="f"><FONT size=5>She will keep on waiting and waiting.. </FONT></v:shapetype></SPAN></v:shapetype></SPAN></P>]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 22:42:10 +0530</pubDate><link>http://qureshi.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/06/27/what-happens-when-Women-keep-waitin.html</link></item><item><title></title><description><![CDATA[<BLOCKQUOTE dir=ltr style="MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"><H1 class=heading align=center><FONT color=#330099><FONT color=#330099><IMG id=BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5149420265974046866 style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_XAePxwGya7E/R3ZqcviUoJI/AAAAAAAAAmU/_dLTF-reNbE/s400/34.jpg" border=0></FONT></FONT></H1><H1 class=heading align=center><FONT color=#330099><FONT color=#330099></FONT></FONT> </H1><H1 class=heading align=center><FONT color=#330099><FONT color=#330099></FONT></FONT> </H1><H1 class=heading align=center><FONT color=#330099><FONT color=#330099>Rejection</FONT> Lines <BR>(and what they <U><FONT style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #ffffff" color=#663366>actually</FONT></U> mean)</FONT></H1></BLOCKQUOTE><P align=left><FONT color=#ff0000 size=5>Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women<BR>(and what they actually mean)</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#333399 size=4>10. I think of you as a brother.<BR>(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#333399 size=4>9. There's a slight difference in our ages.<BR>(I don't want to do my dad.)</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#333399 size=4>8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.<BR>(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#333399 size=4>7. My life is too complicated right now. <BR>(I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#333399 size=4>6. I've got a boyfriend. <BR>(I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.)</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#333399 size=4>5. I don't date men where I work.<BR>(I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#333399 size=4>4. It's not you, it's me. <BR>(It's you.)</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#333399 size=4>3. I'm concentrating on my career. <BR>(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#333399 size=4>2. I'm celibate. <BR>(I've sworn off only the men like you.)</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#333399 size=4>1. Let's be friends. <BR>(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet )</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#333399 size=4></FONT> </P><P><FONT color=#ff0000 size=5>Top 10 rejection lines given by Men<BR>(and what they actually mean...)</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#000099 size=4>10. I think of you as a sister.<BR>(You're ugly.)</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#000099 size=4>9. There's a slight difference in our ages.<BR>(You're ugly.)</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#000099 size=4>8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.<BR>(You're ugly.)</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#000099 size=4>7. My life is too complicated right now.<BR>(You're ugly.)</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#000099 size=4>6. I've got a girlfriend.<BR>(You're ugly.)</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#000099 size=4>5. I don't date women where I work.<BR>(You're ugly.)</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#000099 size=4>4. It's not you, it's me.<BR>(You're ugly.)</FONT></P><P class=heading align=center><TABLE height=280 width=330 align=right border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=center align=middle><FONT color=#000099><!-- ValueClick Media 300x250 Medium Rectangle CODE for lovefatedestiny.com --><SCRIPT language=javascript src="http://media.fastclick.net/w/get.media?sid=30716&amp;m=6&amp;tp=8&amp;d=j&amp;t=s"></SCRIPT><NOSCRIPT><a href="http://media.fastclick.net/w/click.here?sid=30716&m=6&c=1" target="_top"><img src="http://media.fastclick.net/w/get.media?sid=30716&m=6&tp=8&d=s&c=1"width=300 height=250 border=1></a></NOSCRIPT><!-- ValueClick Media 300x250 Medium Rectangle CODE for lovefatedestiny.com --></FONT></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></P><P><FONT color=#000099 size=4>3. I'm concentrating on my career.<BR>(You're ugly.)</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#000099 size=4>2. I'm celibate.<BR>(You're ugly.)</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#000099 size=4>1. Let's be friends.<BR>(You're sinfully ugly.)</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#000099 size=4>  </FONT></P><P><FONT color=#000099 size=4>                                           <IMG title="I Love You Graphics Comments for MySpace/Friendster" alt="I Love You Graphics Comments for MySpace/Friendster" src="http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q157/graphic_code/get_well_soon_love_miss/ilu959ce4519686_myspace.gif" border=0></FONT></P><P><FONT color=#000099 size=4></FONT> </P><P> </P>]]></description><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 23:48:56 +0530</pubDate><link>http://qureshi.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/06/20/Rejection-Lines-and-wh.html</link></item><item><title></title><description><![CDATA[<P><IMG alt="FUNNY PICTURES:Man's Worst Nightmare" src="http://www.visualjokes.com/pics/mannightmare.jpg"></P><BR><P> </P><BR><P> </P><BR><P><IMG alt="FUNNY PICTURES:Help!" src="http://www.visualjokes.com/pics/helpcc.jpg"></P><BR><P> </P><BR><P><IMG alt="FUNNY PICTURES:Santa Claus" src="http://www.visualjokes.com/pics/hunting_santa.jpg"></P><BR><P> </P><BR><P><FONT color=#330033 size=4>Dear Santa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!         Help him!!!!!!</FONT></P><BR><P><FONT color=#330033></FONT> </P><BR><P> </P><BR><P><IMG alt="FUNNY PICTURES:Llama or Lama ?" src="http://www.visualjokes.com/pics/llama.jpg"></P><BR><P> </P><BR><P><IMG alt="FUNNY PICTURES:Cool eye" src="http://www.visualjokes.com/pics/feye.jpg">  <FONT color=#663366 size=4>cool eye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A happy one i guess</FONT></P><BR><P> </P><BR><P><IMG alt="FUNNY PICTURES:Help me !" src="http://www.visualjokes.com/pics/helpme.jpg"> </P><BR><P><FONT color=#663366 size=4>Dont get confused!!!!!!!!!!!!</FONT></P><BR><P><FONT color=#663366 size=4>help his shoes!!!!!!!!!</FONT></P><BR><P><FONT color=#663366 size=4>not him!!!!!!!!!!</FONT></P><BR><P><FONT color=#663366 size=4></FONT> </P><BR><P><FONT color=#663366 size=4></FONT> </P><BR><P><IMG alt="FUNNY PICTURES:Service" src="http://www.visualjokes.com/pics/car_wash.jpg"></P>]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 17:25:36 +0530</pubDate><link>http://qureshi.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/06/10/Dear-Santa.html</link></item><item><title></title><description><![CDATA[<IMG height=227 alt="funny  image" src="http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/computerEmu_sm.jpg" width=216 align=right border=0>]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 00:31:34 +0530</pubDate><link>http://qureshi.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/06/09/.html</link></item><item><title></title><description><![CDATA[<P><FONT color=#000066 size=4><IMG height=169 alt="Short Jokes" src="http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/catsplat.jpg" width=169 align=right border=0></FONT></P><BR><P><FONT color=#000066 size=4></FONT> </P><BR><P><FONT color=#000066 size=4></FONT> </P><BR><P><FONT color=#000066 size=4></FONT> </P><BR><P><FONT color=#000066 size=4>1. A policeman spotted a jay walker and decided to challenge him, 'Why are you trying to cross here when there's a zebra crossing only 20 metres away?'   </FONT></P><BR><P><FONT color=#000066 size=4>'Well,' replied the jay walker, 'I hope it's having better luck than me</FONT></P><BR><P><FONT color=#000066 size=4>2.</FONT></P><FONT color=#000066 size=4><BR><H3><A name=Sherlock_Holmes_-_Elementary_Dear_Watson>Sherlock Holmes - Elementary Dear Watson</A><IMG height=120 src="http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/animations/sherlock_holmes.gif" width=120 align=right border=0></H3><BR><P>Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.</P><BR><P>'Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.' <BR><P>Watson replies, 'I see millions of stars.' </P><BR><P>'What does that tell you?' </P><BR><P><A href="http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/jokes/jokes_moon.htm"><IMG height=75 alt="good joke" src="http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/animations/stars.gif" width=75 align=right vspace=11 border=0></A>Watson ponders for a minute.' Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?</P><BR><P>Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks.' Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent.</P><BR><P>3.<!--webbot bot="Include" U-Include="../ThemesGuy/google_fun_videopic.htm" TAG="BODY" startspan --></P></FONT><BR><P><FONT color=#000066 size=4><IMG height=227 alt="funny  image" src="http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/computerEmu_sm.jpg" width=216 align=right border=0></FONT></P>]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 00:21:54 +0530</pubDate><link>http://qureshi.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/06/09/1-A-policem.html</link></item><item><title></title><description><![CDATA[<P><FONT size=2><FONT face=Verdana><FONT color=#660000><STRONG><FONT size=5>Appreciate what you have</FONT></STRONG> </FONT></FONT></FONT></P><P><IMG src="http://www.loversofitaly.com/public/14_camp-tos.jpg"></P><P><FONT color=#330099 size=4>One day . . . a wealthy family man took his son on a trip to the country, so he could have his son see how poor country people live. </FONT><P><FONT color=#330099 size=4>They stayed one day and one night in the home of a very humble farmer. At the end of the trip, and when they were back home, the father asked his son, "What did you think of the trip?" </FONT><P><FONT color=#330099 size=4>The son replied, "Very nice dad." </FONT><P><FONT color=#330099 size=4>Then the father asked his son, "Did you notice how poor they were?" </FONT><P><FONT color=#330099 size=4>The son replied, "Yes." </FONT><P><FONT color=#330099 size=4>The father continued asking, "What did you learn?" </FONT><P><FONT color=#330099 size=4>The son responded, "I learned that we have one dog in our house, and they have four. </FONT><P><FONT color=#330099 size=4>Also, we have a fountain in our gardon</FONT><FONT color=#330099 size=4>, but they have a stream that has no end. </FONT><P><FONT color=#330099 size=4>And we have imported lamps</FONT><FONT color=#330099 size=4> in our garden . . . where they have the stars! </FONT><P><FONT color=#330099 size=4>And our garden goes to the edge of our property. But they have the entire horizon as their back yard!" </FONT><P><FONT color=#330099 size=4>At the end of the son's reply the father was speechless. </FONT><P><FONT color=#330099 size=4>His son then said, "Thank you dad for showing me how poor we really are." </FONT><P><FONT color=#330099 size=4>Isn't it true that all depends on the lens you use to see life? </FONT><P><FONT color=#330099 size=4>One can ask himself what would happen if we give thanks for what we have instead of always asking for more. </FONT><P><FONT color=#330099 size=4>Learn to appreciate what you have. Wealth is all in one's point of view. </FONT><P><BR></P>]]></description><pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 00:09:47 +0530</pubDate><link>http://qureshi.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/06/09/Appreciate-what-you-have-One-day.html</link></item></channel></rss>