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Thursday 28 August, 2008
 00:21 | 9/Jun/2008 |  1 Comment(s)
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1. A policeman spotted a jay walker and decided to challenge him, 'Why are you trying to cross here when there's a zebra crossing only 20 metres away?'  


'Well,' replied the jay walker, 'I hope it's having better luck than me


2.


Sherlock Holmes - Elementary Dear Watson


Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.


'Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.'

Watson replies, 'I see millions of stars.'


'What does that tell you?'


good jokeWatson ponders for a minute.' Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?


Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks.' Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent.


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